The Thing I Hate Most About Ryan Seacrest Is...
... that his suit on tonight's Idol finale looked really sharp. They dress everyone else on that show like a total douche - how has he, the biggest douche of them all, escaped that ax?
P.S.1. I think the word "douche" has pretty much run its course, but I couldn't think of a good synonym.
P.S.2. Why does the Urban Dictionary have an entry for "urban thesaurus", but no actual, functioning thesaurus?
P.S.3. I mean... umm... American Idol? Who watches that trash?
Comments
Yeah... I actually started to find him occasionally charming this season. Something is seriously wrong with me.
Posted by: tom | May 23, 2007 07:30 AM
Instead of douch, I suggest we all move to "colostomy bag." We can use "c-bag" for short.
Posted by: A.J. | May 23, 2007 09:36 AM
I like it! Pleasantly gender-neutral...
Posted by: tom | May 24, 2007 01:30 PM