= Such Stupid Things =

There was something of a hilarious irony when it was the supposed super-food, spinach that was the festering source of infectious bacteria. But now that it's peanut butter, I've just lost all sympathy for these little buggers. Look at that delicious scoop of peanut butter on the CDC's website... Avoiding a spinach salad is hardly an inconvenience to anyone, but how can you resist something like that? Won't somebody please think of the children?