Nothing Changes
My brother drove up from Atlanta yesterday for the Xmas season. When I got home today I went down to the basement to find him lying on the couch playing Pilotwings on our old SNES. I had foolishly left my laptop running, and my blue desktop background had mysteriously been replaced with this bitmap:

In case you can't tell, it reads, "I'm Jeff. I'm stupid."
It's good to be home.