Never Look A Free Sample In The Mouth
I was walking through the Elephant Pharmacy this afternoon to return a DVD when I saw a table with two women giving out free samples of... something. I couldn't tell what, exactly, but useful or not, I've never been one to turn down free trinkets, so over I went. The young woman in front of the table sees me and asks, "would you like to give one to someone you know?" At this point I'm a little closer, and I swear to the stars I thought they were handing out little mini-bars of handsoap. "Marie likes soap", I thought, so I said, "sure." That's when the woman hands me a little plastic box and says, quite loudly and enthusiastically, "They're cholorine-free, organic cotton tampons! Enjoy!"
Umm... thanks?