Shrooms
I'm at at point in my life where I feel it's no longer appropriate to not like certain kinds of foods. In my youth, I was a very picky eater, as are lots of people. But by all reasonable metrics I am now, indeed, grown-up. So I should like grown-up foods. To my credit, the list of things I irrationally shy away from has shrunk considerably since college. I'm down with raw tomatoes, coffee and any sort of raw fish you might want to throw at me. But there are a few hold-outs: non-deep-fried shellfish, eggplant, and most notably, mushrooms.
Mushrooms of all types have long made me uncomfortable. They look strange, they have a weird texture, and their death-eating role in the food chain is a little unsettling. But at this point I just feel guilty - how can I not be excited about an ingredient so frequently used by the Iron Chefs? So I've started a little project: everytime I drop into the Monterey Market I have to go home with a new kind of fungus.
So far, good progress has been made. Our grilled portobellos, though hardly adventurous, tasted pretty good. I fried some chantarelles in butter. They smelled amazing... strongly reminiscent of Christmas for some reasone, but I'm not quite ready for the taste. And I wish I could remember the name of the last batch I picked up, because I dare say, they were very good.
So if anyone out there has advice or mushroom-treatment suggestions for a non-mushroom lover, I'd love to hear them. Because I think this little project is working...
Comments
Marinated porcinis are nice. Honestly, though, you're rapidly moving out of realm of the pleasant, safe mushroom and into territory where they're consumed for sheer bloody-mindedness. I'm convinced that chantarelles are mostly eaten because they look pretty and have a pleasant-sounding name. They sure don't taste that great.
I'm surprised to hear that you don't like shellfish, though. What about crabcakes? Or California rolls (not real crab, I know... but still)?
Posted by: tom | September 22, 2006 11:22 AM
Yeah ... mushroom texture bothers the crap out of me. Maybe I need to go on a similar mushroom odyssey. I dislike eggplant as well. Shell fish, however, I love ...
Posted by: A.J. | September 22, 2006 12:39 PM
Maybe you have a natural aversion to mushrooms because you can't help but recognize their essential humanity. That texture you find objectionable? Perhaps it's merely a proxy...for sentience.
Posted by: Emily | September 25, 2006 10:48 AM