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June 27, 2006

Bahston Chahdonnay

I have hazy memories of reading somewhere that, despite what you might think, wine is grown and produced in all fifty states of the Union. Not wanting to be a myopic Californian, I've gotten into the habit of purchasing a bottle of locally-grown wine wherever I travel, (read: wherever someone's getting married).

Anyhow, the proprietor of a little wine shop in the Back Bay almost laughed when I asked him, but sure enough he was able to point me towards bottles from three different Massachusetts and Rhode Island wineries. So I picked myself up a bottle of Westport Rivers Chardonnay. Expectations are low and morale is high, so we'll see how things go.

June 22, 2006

I will be submitting a resume to "Frontier Laboratory of Value Creation" within the week

I'm blogging at you direct from Belmont, Massachusetts. Before I left work yesterday to head to the airport Esther shared with us this gem of a research article. All these years of studying phospholipid bilayers might pay off after all.




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J. Am. Soc. Brew. Chem. 63 (3): 89-95, 2005.

June 20, 2006

Foreign Shores

Tomorrow night Marie and I leave for our week-and-a-half summer wedding-O-rama. First a few days in Boston for wedding #1, then it's a flight to Buffalo and a short drive to Toronto for wedding #2.

I've never been to Canada, and my travels in Boston are limited exclusively to Harvard's hockey rink, so if you have any recommendations for things to do in either city, I'm all ears.

June 19, 2006

Family Crisis

My brother David (age 23) and I have something of a familial crisis on our hands. It seems that our younger brother Kevin (age 13) has gone and got himself a girlfriend. And as if that weren't awkward enough, he proclaims his love for this woman in his current AIM user info not once, but three separate times.

I'm not sure what to expect from a middle schooler's IM account, but this public romantic display has Dave and I both amused and horrified. We've decided it our brotherly duty to save such user infos and send Kevin his compiled works on some future birthday. The trick will be picking the right age to maximize his embarassment.

June 18, 2006

Mortal Peril on the North Coast

I forgot to mention the somewhat Seinfeldian situation I put myself in during our last evening up in the Redwoods. I tell most of the story along with the photographs, but to sum-up...

Marie and I were wander around a lagoon just south of the National Park. We were trying (and failing) to get a good photo of a group of sea lions swimming in the surf when an oldish and crazy-looking man approached us and asked if we had a cell phone. We told him that we didn't and he went off down the beach to the next group of people about a hundred yards away. Living in Berkeley, we've become quite adept at ignorning strangers asking for things, so we thought little of it.

It surprised us, then, that once the old man reached the family down the beach, the whole group took off running towards the nearby parking area. Turns out, the old man was fishing and enjoying some oat sodas with a buddy in the lagoon when a strong gust of wind blew over their sailboat. The friend was trapped underneath, so the old man, (did I mention it was his 67th birthday?) swam to shore in the freezing-cold water to find help. I suppose we should have inquired as to *why* this man needed a cellphone in the middle of nowhere... it's not as though crazy people are just wandering the beaches of Northern California.

Anyhow, the father succeeds in driving to a nearby house and makes a call to the Coast Guard, who admirably have a helicopter on the scene in about five minutes. We then sit and watch - the old man who refuses to get in a warm car and change out of his soaking clothes, the family (a nice threesome from Fresno), and Marie and I, feeling awful sheepish and scared that the five-minute delay we provoked could cost some poor man his life. Compelled mostly by guilt, we lent the old man my knit hat to warm his turning-blue ears. It was the right thing to do, but I grew immediately concerned. It was, you see, the "Cornell Hockey" hat that Elizabeth gave me back in the day, and its sentimental value cannot be understated. So as the various emergency personnel arrived on the scene - first the park rangers, then the paramedics, then the police - we're standing around ostensibly wanting to make sure the man's sailing partner is alright, but really just hoping to get the hat back.

The story ends happily, with the Coast Guard flying the friend to a nearby hospital and the paramedics loading the old man into the ambulance. It was an exciting hour-or-so. And the mother of the family from Fresno - bless her heart - made sure I got my hat. And that was probably the highlight of our trip.

Also, did I mention that the Klamath River is the ancient home of the Yurok indian tribe?

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"Thanks, Billy. Yurok."

Cup Stats

A statistic I keep seeing during World Cup coverage is the win-loss-tie record of teams that score first. Not counting the ongoing Brazil - 'Stralia match, it currently stands at 19-2-2. The commentators repeatedly bring this up to argue, I suppose, that the first goal is a complete momentum killer for the scored-upon team and that the game is more or less over at that point. Nineteen-2-2 seems commanding, indeed, but I think it's a little misleading...

Most of those 19 wins come from shutouts - it wasn't that the losing team lost momentum or morale or self-confidnece, they were simply outplayed. The more appropriate statistic, I think, would be the win-loss-tie record of teams that score first in games in which both teams score. By my count, that record stands at 4-2-2, which isn't quite as intimidating. If both teams are strong enough to score a goal, the team that scores first wins only half the time.

Obviously, n is low at this point, but I'll be paying attention as the body of statistical evidence grows. If I had an intern I'd have him or her sort through records from past World Cups as well. Anyone interested?

June 17, 2006

Redwoods

Here are some pictures from our road trip to Redwood National Park - home of the tallest trees in the effing world.

If anyone has any tips for taking pictures in the forest, I'd love to hear them. I keep horribly over-exposing the sky and underexposing everything else. I feel like there could, possibly be a way around this.

Enjoy!

The Bigger Game?

I'm watching the Ghana - Czech Republic match right now, and I'm getting a little tired of these commentators telling me every ten seconds that the "big game" is coming up later today. Sure, it'd be nice if the US does well in the World Cup, but it looks like Ghana is going to make this the most exciting soccer of my Saturday.

June 10, 2006

For Jon

My apologies to Jon for the omission, but here is a photo (one of two!) where we successfully caught the ejected shell casing in flight. The shotgun Jon, Paul and I were using required manually removing the spent casings, but Marie's automatic would fling them two or three meters away after each shot. It was pretty sweet.

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June 08, 2006

Tall Trees

Where's Jeff, you wonder? Well, Marie and I decided to take advantage of our squishy, grad-student schedule to go on a mid-week backpacking trip around Redwood Naitonal Park, waaaaaaay up in Northern California. But now we're back with some stories and pretty pictures (hopefully), which I'll post once a shower and warm meal have returned me to normalcy. Plus, I got exactly zero "where the hell are you?" emails from my boss, so we'll call it a successful trip.

June 02, 2006

Bridge Drama

If I were in charge, you wouldn't see images like this on the Bay Bridge construction webpage. Everyone knows that horrible, soul-crushing gridlock on the bridge is a pretty frequent occurance, but if it were me, I'd want to hide it as much as possible.

Anyhow, all night BART this weekend, kiddies. Take advantage.