Delaware, You're On Notice
Delaware, you've always held a special place in my heart with your relaxing beaches and lack of sales tax. But after tonight's 10 mile per hour crawl across route 95, I'm afraid that this thing between us just isn't working out. When the traffic begins exactly at the Delaware Memorial Bridge and ends exactly at the Maryland state line, it's like you're lashing out at me for something, and won't stand for it.